Deep Blue Sea
Jaws in triplicate and with brains -- that's the hook behind this
horror-adventure vehicle that packs a few good thrills and sleek FX behind its
nonsensical premise. Director Renny Harlin, back from the dead after the
abysmal Cutthroat Island, places his cast of chum on a techno-cool atoll
called Aquatica. The rig is an isolated research facility where the beautiful
and brainy Saffron Burrows (The Loss of Sexual Innocence) enlarges the
cerebellums of three sharks in search of an Alzheimer's cure. After one of the
lab sharks gets loose, the man with the money, Samuel Jackson, drops in on the
clam shack to see how his dollars are working. A storm cripples the structure
and everyone sits around waiting to become shark hors d'oeuvres.
The battery of piquant characters includes Stellan Skarsgård as the head
scientist with a perilous desire to smoke and Michael Rapaport as the nervous
technician. As the shark handler, up-and-comer Thomas Jane is an intriguing Mel
Gibson-esque variation on Kevin Costner's mariner from Water World;
Burrows is in fine form doing Sigourney Weaver's Alien bit in her
undies; and rapper turned actor L.L. Cool J plays the preachy chef with enough
mess-hall ingenuity to take on the watery wolves.
Harlin does keep the suspense strung tight, but the über-sharks'
omnipotence borders on cheesy, unintentional camp -- though not to the degree
of Jaws author Peter Benchley's made-for-TV flop, Creature. If
you want shark-with-smarts guffaws, try to catch the mid-'70s Saturday Night
Live skit "Land Shark." At the Showcase, Starcase, and Woonsocket
cinemas.
-- Tom Meek