Backs to the future
This summer, Hollywood celebrates
a darker tomorrow
by Peter Keough
Doomsday was last summer; in 1997 we learn to cope with, even profit from, past
and coming disasters. We've come from Independence Day to Ivan Reitman's
Fathers' Day (opening this week), a remake of the French comedy
Les compères, in which Robin Williams and Billy Crystal are two
errant lotharios forced into domesticity when a former lover of both, played by
Nastassja Kinski, convinces each that he is the father of her runaway child.
Restoring the family nest might seem a pleasant escape after the Heaven's Gate
tragedy, proposing a pre-millennial period when people will be too busy acting
out apocalyptic fantasies in real life to go watch them on the screen. But that
won't last. Ever mindful of sequels, Hollywood is looking beyond the end of the
world to the special effects and high-concept opportunities available in what
comes before and after.
This week, for example, Bruce Willis rebounds from the future despair of 12
Monkeys to the more upbeat dystopia of The Fifth Element.
Directed by French neo-New Wave maverick Luc Besson, it's set in a 23rd-century
New York City that has Willis as a futuristic Everyman again, a cab driver
called on to battle single-handedly a vast field of antilife released every
5000 years from another dimension and overseen by Zorg, played by one of this
summer's hardest-working villains, Gary Oldman. I think it's a good bet that
after The Fifth Element we'll be safe from Zorg and his minions for
another five millennia.
Another blast from the past in our future threatens in Steven Spielberg's
sequel The Lost World: Jurassic Park (opens May 23 -- but
remember that all film opening dates are subject to change), which by next year
at this time should have packed in its first $500 million in grosses. That's
all we know for sure about this project from the notoriously secretive demigod
moneymaker, other than Jeff Goldblum's return in his hilarious role as chaos
theoretician Dr. Ian Malcolm, and Richard Attenborough's as captain of industry
John Hammond; the availability of Julianne Moore, Vince Vaughn, and Pete
Postlethwaite as likely hors d'oeuvre for the resurrected antediluvian
beasties; and the reassuring ad-copy line "Something has survived."
What if the Blues Brothers were undercover cops in yet another futuristic New
York City and were pledged to protect the planet from unwanted alien
immigration? Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, who have been through all this
before in Volcano and Independence Day respectively, star as Kay
and Jay in Barry Sonnenfeld's "Sci-Fi Adventure Comedy" Men in
Black (July 2), which is based on the comic book by Lowell Cunningham.
Dressed in cheesy dark suits, fedoras, and shades all reminiscent of Jake &
Elwood's attire, they have it as their mission from God to track down an
interplanetary terrorist plotting to assassinate a pair of alien ambassadors
and set off a galactic conflagration. It sounds a bit like a recycled Star
Trek: The Next Generation episode, but the presence of Linda Fiorentino as
the cynical city medical examiner suggests some intriguing post-Roswell alien
autopsies.
Reminiscent of another Star Trek episode (actually, the premise for
Star Trek: The Motion Picture) is Event Horizon (August
1), in which Laurence Fishburne leads a band of 21st-century space jockeys in a
mission to salvage the title spacecraft, a faster-than-light vehicle that
disappeared seven years before only to return, like the monolith in
2001, in the neighborhood of the planet Jupiter. Will the visitant bode
doom or a glorious new future? That's the question posed also by Robert
Zemeckis's somewhat more down-to-earth Contact (July 11), an
adaptation of the late cosmologist Carl Sagan's novel. Jodie Foster plays an
astrophysicist who detects a signal from an alien civilization near the distant
star Vega. The news electrifies the world, eliciting dread, hope, and
opportunism from a cast that includes Matthew McConaughey, John Hurt, James
Woods, and Angela Bassett. Who should be sent as the first human ambassador to
the extraterrestrials? No doubt Forrest Gump's name will be kicked around.
With Richard Donner's Conspiracy Theory (July 25), paranoia
passes from the cosmological to the microcosmic realm. In a 20th-century
precursor to Bruce Willis's role in The Fifth Element, Mel Gibson plays
a crusading New York cab driver with a bad case of ideas of reference.
Everything suggests a nefarious conspiracy to him, with himself as the ultimate
target. Julia Roberts as a federal district attorney is amused until Gibson's
wild ideas start panning out, and before you can say Travis Bickle both are
menaced by the nefarious Dr. Jonas, played by Marshall Applewhite look-alike
Patrick Stewart.
These days, being driven about in a public-service vehicle commandeered by a
violent nutcase is most likely to remind people not of Taxi Driver but
of Jan De Bont's 1994 moneymaker Speed. De Bont gets a chance to extend
the franchise with Speed 2: Cruise Control (June
13), and it appears he's got his work cut out for him. Sandra Bullock is back,
her star dimmed somewhat by the woeful outing In Love and War. But
replacing the vapid and serviceable Keanu Reeves as the hero is dour and
phlegmatic Jason Patric, and in lieu of consummate bad guy Dennis Hopper we get
the creepy but namby-pamby Willem Dafoe. And then the whole premise seems a bit
leaky. A hijacked ocean liner? Leisurely compared to a bus barrel-assing
through LA traffic. Not to mention the numerous production woes allegedly
involved in the making of the movie.
At least Speed 2 looks to get off the starting line in time, unlike its
behemoth oceanic competition, James Cameron's Titanic. This may
be the most expensive movie ever made, with state-of-the-art special effects
matched by flavor-of-the-month big-budget casting including Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kate Winslet; and its mammoth postproduction needs don't leave much hope
that it can open as scheduled on July 2. Not to worry: for those who find
entertaining, if not symbolic of life, the prospect of being trapped in
claustrophobic vehicles at the mercy of malevolent powers, there are lots of
other options.
Con Air (June 6), for one. Nicolas Cage is a newly paroled
prisoner who bums a ride home on the all-convict air shuttle of the title. He
should have taken a hint of what was to come after noting the presence of John
Malkovich's Cyrus ("The Virus"), a "hijacking mastermind," on the passenger
list. John Cusack plays a federal marshal on the ground in what looks like an
obvious ripoff of Die Hard.
If you prefer your airborne hostages to be more distinguished (well, pending
the Whitewater outcome), there's Wolfgang Petersen's Air Force
One (July 25). In an odd fusion of Petersen's In the Line of Fire
and Das Boot, the film features Harrison Ford as the chief executive
whose plane is hijacked by Russian nationalist fanatic Gary Oldman. Perhaps
Ford might take a hint from former president Bush and bail out.
Back on the ground, folks have problems of their own. In
Copland (August 1) Sylvester Stallone tries to play a human being
again as the laughingstock sheriff of a quiet New Jersey town that owes its
nickname to the predominance of police officers among its residents. When he
uncovers corruption among said officers, he's torn between turning them in or
backing up the boys in blue whom he admires but who despise him. The first-rate
cast includes Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel; perhaps they gave Sly some tips
on acting.
Someone who needs no such tips is Samuel L. Jackson, who in Kevin Reynolds's
187 (August 1) plays an inner-city high-school teacher who's
traumatized after being attacked by a student. He returns a year later
determined not to back down to the renegade student body or the ineffective
system.
Copland and 187 are the exceptions this summer in that they
confront such mundane issues as corruption, poverty, and the causes and
consequences of crime. Most of the season's big movies aspire to something
higher -- like comic books. If you took Samuel L. Jackson in 187, added
half a foot or so in height, and put him in a metallic superhero costume, you
might have Steel (August). Based on the DC comic-book hero, it
stars Shaquille O'Neal as military researcher John Henry Irons, whose goal of
discovering non-lethal weapons is subverted by bad guy Judd Nelson. When Irons
learns that his nemesis is using his technology to arm Los Angeles street
gangs, he goes back to the drawing board, designs an armored suit and a
multi-functional hammer (John Henry, get it?), and becomes a Steel
driving man.
In a sense, films like Steel are a new mythology that might well reveal
more about the state of society and our culture than the more serious sociology
of 187. At any rate, that's one way to feel better about the awesome box
office that can be expected from Batman and Robin (June 20),
which should give The Lost World a run for its money. Is there a
homoerotic undertone to the dynamic duo's relationship? Is Uma Thurman's Poison
Ivy a metaphor for the AIDS epidemic? Does Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mr. Freeze
represent the threat of global warming and a consequent new Ice Age? Is Alicia
Silverstone's Batgirl an allusion to some Jane Austen novel, perhaps
Mansfield Park? What will be the McDonald's tie-in, and how much will
the merchandising of Robin's cool motorcycle, "The Red Bird," reap? In a world
where the signs of the Apocalypse are being read everywhere, it's nice to know
that in Hollywood summer movies, everything can ultimately become irrelevant.