Osmosis Jones
"That," said the toddler to his mother as they left the cinema, "was the
grossest movie I've ever seen." The Farrelly brothers are back, and I'm happy
to report that the constraints imposed on their oeuvre by a PG rating
merely serve to shift emphasis from the mangled genitalia of yore to
family-friendly gags like gargantuan exploding whiteheads.
The zit in question sits on the forehead of Frank (Bill Murray), a whey-faced
zookeeper with a hankering for the unhealthy. The pulsing blemish is actually a
nightclub populated by all manner of cells, germs, and viruses -- in fact,
Frank's entire body is a vibrant microcosm of microbes, complete with a mayoral
race and a criminal-justice system. Osmosis Jones (Chris Rock) is a young white
blood cell on the force; like many good cops, he's recently seen his best
efforts backfire on him. But when a malicious virus (Laurence Fishburne) intent
on Frank's destruction enters the picture, Os sees a chance for redemption.
Teaming with self-important cold pill Drix (David Hyde Pierce), he sets out to
kick some bacterial butt.
Despite Murray's best efforts, the live-action interludes here are slight (and
puerile in that patented Farrelly style). But in Frank's body, animators have
created a colorful and dynamic megalopolis where flatulence and phlegm are
rendered with storybook whimsy. At the Apple Valley, Entertainment, Holiday,
Showcase, and Tri-Boro cinemas.
-- Mike Miliard