Play it again
Hollywood banks on the sequel
by Peter Keough
'Tomb Raider'
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The Japanese sneak attack on Pearl Harbor required absolute secrecy to succeed.
Not so the $180 million Michael Bay/Jerry Bruckheimer extravanganza Pearl
Harbor (opens May 25). It's the most hyped film since
Titanic, which it in many other ways suspiciously resembles;
probably the only people who haven't heard about it are those mythical Japanese
Imperial soldiers holed up on Pacific islands who still don't know the war is
over. And like the American military industrial juggernaut that the raid
stirred to life, this movie looks unbeatable. It's got the doomsday special
effects of the previous Bay/Bruckheimer blockbuster, Armageddon, plus
Ben Affleck in a misty-eyed romance that presumably doesn't involve animal
crackers, and the crypto-jingoist war worship of a Saving Private
Ryan.
Can Hollywood, like the US fleet, survive this onslaught and salvage a decent
summer from the wreckage? Perhaps by returning to the source of all summer
blockbusters, Steven Spielberg, who pretty much started this orgiastic rite of
rank commercialism, cheap thrills, and occasional genius back in 1975 with
Jaws. He returns in 2001 -- an appropriate date -- with A.I.
Artificial Intelligence (opens June 29), a project that his old friend
Stanley Kubrick had been working on until his death, in 1999. In a dystopic
future, environmental catastrophes like molten polar icecaps and universal
flooding have compelled humanity to develop an artificial intelligence system
that somehow includes Jude Law as a sex toy and Haley Joel Osment as an android
who wants to become a real boy. I may not see dead people, but I do see
Pinocchio, Waterworld, and, most terrifying, Robin Williams in
Bicentennial Man. On the plus side, there is the Kubrick factor and the
credibility of sci-fi visionary Brian Aldiss, who penned the original story on
which the film is based.
The next best thing, perhaps, to a genuine Spielberg summer blockbuster is a
sequel to one. Hence Jurassic Park 3 (opens July 18).
Directed by Joe Johnston, who has turned out the occasional gem like Honey I
Shrunk the Kids and October Sky, and serving up consummate character
actor William H. Macy as a potential appetizer, this otherwise seems a slavish
exercise in formula as Sam Neill and Laura Dern end up back on the island of
dweeb-devouring digital dinosaurs.
Not very original? Well, get used to it. This summer will be seeing its share
of reruns. There's Dr. Dolittle 2 (June 22), a sequel to a
remake, in which Eddie Murphy tries to talk an endangered bear specimen into
mating; Steve Carr (Next Friday) directs. There's Scary Movie
2 (July 6), a sequel to a rehash in which Keenen Ivory Wayans
persuades brothers Shawn and Marlon to humiliate themselves in further
scatological lampoonings of the teen/slasher genre. Yesterday's baked goods go
back on sale in American Pie 2 (August 10), as Jason Biggs, Mena
Suvari, Tara Reid, and the rest are college bound and still furtively
masturbating; James B. Rogers (Say It Isn't So) directs. Then there are
the just plain sequels: Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker return to take on a Hong
Kong triad in Rush Hour 2 (August 3). And, of course, the
inevitable Jason X (August 17).
You've heard of straight-to-video? Here are some that are straight-from-video.
Simon West (Con Air) adapts the vastly popular game Tomb
Raider (June 15) for the big screen, with Oscar winner Angelina
Jolie as Lara Croft, the babelicious Indiana Jones clone, and her real-life dad
Jon Voight, fresh from enacting Franklin Roosevelt in Pearl Harbor, as
her movie dad, the donnish Lord Hershingly. Also on leave from Pearl Harbor
is Alec Baldwin, who takes time off from the Jimmy Doolittle raid on Tokyo
to consort with the enemy in Final Fantasy: The
Spirits . . . (July 13). He adds his voice to those of
Steve Buscemi and Ving Rhames in Hironobo Sakaguchi's animated adaptation of
the Japanese video game in which humans fight to survive in the inhospitable
year 2065.
'Apocalypse Now Redux'
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Not all this summer's movies are sequels or adaptations of video games. Some
are remakes of old movies or restorations and re-releases. Movies from the past
about the future are a big commodity, so John McTiernan (The Thomas Crown
Affair) is resurrecting Norman Jewison's 1975 sci-fi flop
Rollerball (August 17). It's the story of a society run by
corporations in which the title blood sport keeps the masses at bay; with Chris
Klein, Jean Reno, and LL Cool J, it sounds like a futuristic Gladiator
with a nod to the late XFL. More promising perhaps is Tim Burton's update of
Franklin J. Schaffner's 1968 classic Planet of the Apes
(July 27), in which an errant astronaut finds himself stranded on a world
dominated by chimps and gorillas; Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, and Helena Bonham
Carter star.
Why remake a movie if it can be restored? That's the case with Monty
Python and the Holy Grail: Director's Cut (June 15), which
should serve as a corrective to any who thought A Knight's Tale had
comedic value. Franc Roddam's 1979 adaptation of the Who's rock opera
Quadrophenia (June 22) refurbishes its tale of mods and rockers
and such highlights as the film debut of Sting. And Francis Coppola takes one
more shot at getting it right in Apocalypse Now Redux
(August 17); 53 minutes longer than the 1979 version, it probably still
ends up with a bald Marlon Brando muttering, "The horror! The horror!"
So with all these re-releases going on, you'd assume that a new look at Stanley
Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey would be in order. Afraid not -- you'll
have to be satisfied with A.I., or perhaps Ivan Reitman's sardonic riff
on the subject of interplanetary destinies, Evolution
(June 8), in which David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, and Orlando Jones star
as scientists trying to comprehend and contain a startling alien life form. Or
maybe John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (August 24), in
which a simple cops-and-robbers story set on a future Mars colony turns into a
battle for the survival of the species. Ice Cube and Natasha Henstridge flesh
out the cast.
To judge from this summer's movies, the future of humanity looks grim. The
future of film, however, seems to be computer animation. Disney re-creates
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (June 15) through the magic of
CGI, providing a setting for another Indiana Jones-like adventure featuring the
voices of Michael J. Fox, James Garner, and Leonard Nimoy; Gary Trousdale and
Kirk Wise (Beauty and the Beast) direct. The title says it all in Larry
Guterman's Cats and Dogs (July 6), a fantasy about the
secret war being waged between the two species -- who play themselves with a
little help from digital enhancement and the voices of Susan Sarandon, Tobey
Maguire, and Michael Clarke Duncan. And it was only a matter of time before the
Farrelly Brothers took their twisted imaginations to the anything-goes realm of
state-of-the-art animation, making a mockery of the old sci-fi chestnut
Fantastic Voyage with Osmosis Jones (August 10), in
which Chris Rock plays the white blood cell of the title struggling to save a
stricken Bill Murray from a virulent virus.
'Jurassic Park 3'
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Despite the prevalence of remakes, sequels, re-releases, and animation this
summer, there still seems to be room for original films featuring human beings
made by auteurs. The renaissance in Asian films epitomized by last year's
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon continues with Chinese director Zhang
Yimou's The Road Home (June 8), a simple tale of true love
starring Tiger's high-flying heroine Zhang Ziyi. Vietnamese director
Tran Anh Hung reprises the visually rapturous style of his Scent of Green
Papaya with The Vertical Ray of the Sun (July 13), a story of
three sisters in present day Hanoi. Iconoclastic Japanese director Nagisa
Oshima returns with Taboo (June 15), a period tale of homoerotic
intrigue set among the samurai class and starring Takeshi "Beat" Kitano. And
Kitano himself directs and stars in Brother (July 20), in which a
yakuza emigrates to LA and tries to take over the local drug scene.
Not all the auteurs are from Asia. From Denmark comes the latest Dogme 95
exercise, Kristian Levring's The King Is Alive (June 8), in which
a group of tourists stranded in the desert re-enact King Lear to pass
the time. Miles Anderson, Romane Bohringer, and Bruce Davison star. From the
Czech Republic comes Jan Hrebejk's Divided We Fall (June 22), in
which a childless couple during World War II offer refuge, and then some, to a
Jew fleeing the Nazis. And from Germany comes Tom Tykwer's The Princess
and the Warrior (July 6), a twisted love story involving a psychiatric
nurse and a thief.
Neither are all the auteuristic and artistic efforts necessarily subtitled. Baz
Luhrmann follows up his Bardic brouhaha Romeo + Juliet with Moulin
Rouge (June 1), in which a post-Cruise Nicole Kidman seeks
consolation with Ewan McGregor in the bohemian demi-monde of
turn-of-the-century Paris; John Leguizamo comes up short as Toulouse Lautrec.
In Bride of the Wind (June 8), Bruce Beresford delves into the
fascination of Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel, who in addition to being the bride
of the wind and the title luminaries had Klimt and Kokoschka on her string;
Sarah Wynter, Jonathan Pryce, and Vincent Perez star. And John Madden follows
up his Oscar-winning Shakespeare in Love with Captain Corelli's
Mandolin (August 17), another tale of star-crossed lovers, this time an
Italian captain and a Greek woman on an Axis-occupied island during World War
II. Based on the novel by Louis De Bernières, it stars Nicolas Cage and
Penélope Cruz.
American independent filmmakers will be making their mark as well. John
Singleton returns to the 'hood with Baby Boy (June 29), a tale of
the title 20-year-old who has two kids, two felony convictions, and a thing
about his mother. Ving Rhames and Omar Gooding star. Unfazed by the rough
treatment accorded Dogma, Kevin Smith retaliates with Jay and
Silent Bob Strike Back (August 10), the final installment of his New
Jersey trilogy. And then, of course, there's the inevitable Woody Allen comedy.
A riff on noirs like Double Indemnity, The Curse of the Jade
Scorpion (August 10) features Allen as a 1940s insurance investigator
tempted and beleaguered by the likes of Helen Hunt, Dan Aykroyd, and Charlize
Theron.
It all starts with the bombs falling in Pearl Harbor. Can we survive it?
Those who do will be rewarded with Heaven (September 14), the
first of a posthumous trilogy written by the late Krzysztof
Kie<t-75>'<t$>slowski and Krzysztof Piesiewicz. Directed by Tom
Tykwer and starring Cate Blanchett and Giovanni Ribisi, it's the story of a
woman who falls in love with the cop who arrested her. Who knows -- it might
give you reason to believe in life after summer movies.