Backstabbers
Survivor: The Australian Outback goes for the throat
by Robert David Sullivan
Is there a mole on Survivor: The Australian Outback? As the obvious
villain among the show's 16 contestants plopped in the middle of the Australian
Outback, "aspiring actress" Jerri seems a little too good to be true. In last
Thursday's episode, the first one to air opposite Friends, she did
everything short of pushing someone off a cliff. She embarrassed a gourmet chef
named Keith -- complaining about his sticky rice before whipping up a more
crowd-pleasing tortilla -- and then argued that his lack of resentment showed
how treacherous he could be. ("I see right through it. I don't think his
compliments are sincere.") After that triumph, she put together a little lynch
mob, saying that she saw teammate Kel chowing down on contraband beef jerky
while everyone else sat around and starved. Despite a lack of evidence (a
search of his belongings turned up nothing), Jerri's jerky offensive paid off,
and the eight-person "Okagor tribe" voted 7-1 to give Kel the boot. Jerri is
clearly not planning to win this game through athletic ability.
I doubt that Jerri was actually planted in the group by producer Mark Burnett
and given instructions on how to stir things up. Like any master politician
(and Survivor is a political drama more than anything else), Burnett
knows enough not to leave his own fingerprints on any weapon. Besides, all he
needed do was cast the right people to ensure plenty of backstabbing on this
sequel to last summer's hit series. Including a professional actress (albeit
one without any credits to speak of) was a master stroke. Jerri has a huge
advantage over the other players in that she has no conscience. When
Survivor 2 is over, she'll claim that she was merely "playing a part,"
and that her behavior in the Outback doesn't reflect her true personality.
That's complete rubbish, of course, and the other players may have enough sense
to vote her off as quickly as possible, but she's already served her purpose of
goosing interest in the series. In terms of dramatic tension, the first week of
Survivor 2 surpassed the fifth or sixth episode of last summer's
outing.
The quicker pace was essential, since CBS has slotted Survivor 2 against
NBC's highly popular sit-com Friends (Thursdays at 8 p.m.). NBC has
responded by padding Friends out to 40 minutes, for at least the first
month of Survivor 2. (For the first two weeks, the hour is being filled
out with new material from the cast of Saturday Night Live.) CBS won the
first week in the ratings, and deservedly so. NBC called its Friends
episode "super size," and the comparison to McDonald's was apt. There was no
more substance, just a few more fries in the box. In the same situation,
Frasier or The Drew Carey Show would have tried something
ambitious -- a live or improvised show, a musical or fantasy sequence, or maybe
an episode done in real time. Although the cast are more polished than they
were six years ago, Friends doesn't seem capable of deviating from its
30-second-scene format. In last week's episode, guest star Jason Alexander
(playing a suicidal office worker) was limited to a couple of scenes with Lisa
Kudrow that must have taken all of an hour to shoot. (Think of all the
videotape that results in a single episode of Survivor!) And even with
the extra 10 minutes, the Friends writers couldn't find anything for
Matthew Perry to do in the episode.
Last week's miniature Saturday Night Live was a little better, at least
proving that its "Weekend Update" fake-news segment is better than just about
any sit-com in prime time. But the two other sketches -- including yet another
visit with Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) and George W. Bush (Will Ferrell) --
were forgettable.
Given that last summer's Survivor increased in popularity each time a
player was voted off the island, it looks like a rough spring for NBC. I had
thought it possible that Survivor was a one-shot deal, but the sequel
feels different in ways that go beyond the switch from an island to a desert
setting. The editing is sharper, and Burnett wisely doesn't try to re-create
the innocent feel of the first edition -- when, for at least the first few
weeks, a viewer might actually believe that the physical contests were the
point of the show, with the "tribal council" merely an afterthought.
Survivor 2 focused immediately on the psychological warfare among the
contestants. If this were a scripted show -- well, more scripted than it is --
I'd also credit Burnett with upending our expectations about the importance of
alliance building in winning the game. (Last summer, Richard Hatch's
gang-of-four strategy carried him all the way to the million-dollar finish.) So
far, each tribe has collectively picked one member and thrown that person out
in a 7-1 vote. The speed with which each tribe zeroed in on the person who
didn't seem to fit in (prison guard Debb, who looked too uncomfortable during
all the dirty talk at bedtime, and Kel, the army-intelligence officer who spent
too much time fishing by himself) was kind of chilling. I'm tempted to say that
this Survivor is a lesson on mob mentality, but the first series started
out as a celebration of youth and then was hijacked by "fat naked fag" Richard,
so I'm not making any assumptions about the outcome here. The only certainty is
that the CBS executive who decided that Survivor was strong enough to
break NBC's 16-year hold on Thursday nights has just won himself a big immunity
challenge.