Which Avril Lavigne
song are you? If, like us, you are usually found doing "everything! I'm so
busy, it's crazy!" and feel love "takes tiiiiime to heal when you're hurting so
bad" and prefer sporks to spoons and can relate more to the Backstreet Boys'
"Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" than to the Moulin Rouge
soundtrack's "Spectacular! Spectacular!" and think Avril's next single should
be "Mobile" instead of "Losing Grip," then -- at least according to the online
poll at www.sushi-tsunami.com/va/stuff/tests/avril -- you are, ironically
enough, "Losing Grip." "You're cold, hurt, and have been through some major
tough times," the site proclaims. Who, us? We're feeling a little more
"Anything but Ordinary" lately, but nothing a few more spins of Let Go
(Arista) won't heal. And if you're one of the three million people who snapped
up Ms. Lavigne's disc, you know exactly what we mean. So far, the teenage
Canadian sk8er girl has yet to play a headlining Boston date, and there isn't
one scheduled. But if you know a guy who knows a guy, maybe you can score
tickets to see her on Tuesday at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel (401-272-5876) in
Providence. |