Reinventing the steel
Buckcherry, the Cult, and Hardcore Superstar bring back the rock
by Carly Carioli
Buckcherry
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AC/DC never really go out of style. But every few years they come back into
fashion, and when they do, big dumb fun is almost sure to follow. Ian Astbury,
for one, could scarcely have forgotten the last time AC/DC were in. From
roughly 1984 to 1988 -- the last time hard rock reigned, and hard rock, for our
purposes in the next thousand words or so, will be synonymous with AC/DC -- the
man to see if you wanted to rock was Rick Rubin. If Rubin produced you --
whether you were the Beastie Boys, Danzig, or Slayer -- you were going to come
out of the studio sounding a lot more like AC/DC than you did when you went in.
No one benefitted more from that treatment than the Cult, whose "Fire Woman"
was one of the best AC/DC songs (not to mention one of the best Doors songs) of
the '80s. And when in March of this year, at South by Southwest, a parka-clad
Ian Astbury appeared at Stubbs's BBQ and looked out over the assembled throng
-- critics, producers, A&R men, publicity hounds, hangers-on, disc jockeys,
tastemakers, and sycophants of all stripes -- he must have been struck by how
long it had been since it was quite this popular to be Ian Astbury of the
Cult.
Just a few years ago Astbury, the Cult, and hard rock in general would have
served (if at all) as the butt of the jokes traded by hipsters perusing the
music industry's version of spring break. Now the Cult were the centerpiece,
the hot ticket, the resurrectors and the resurrected. Astbury saw a sea of
hands giving him the old devil sign, the one Kid Rock encourages by growling,
"Gimme some metal." They were giving Astbury some metal, and Astbury could
scarcely conceal what a godforsaken relief it was, and slowly he raised his own
devil sign and gave them a little metal back. "Yes, it's OKAY," he told them,
as if the thought had just occurred to him right there. "You are free to rock
again!"
Scenes like this have been playing out all over the pop universe, a realm
suddenly willing to take itself a little less seriously. Britney Spears gets
her tube socks on for a Joan Jett makeover so she can rock out with Aerosmith
at the Super Bowl. Puff Daddy dresses his cute white teen girl group Dream in
late-'70s vintage New York Dolls and Rolling Stones T-shirts. And no less a
controlling hip-hop authority than Missy Elliott makes a point to be seen -- in
the video for her rollicking new single, "Get Yr Freak On" -- wearing a
Motörhead logo on her chest. Hard rock, doomed to the dustbin at the dawn
of the '90s, is suddenly high fashion.
Still, actual hard rock has until now been somewhat less popular -- at least in
modern-rock circles -- than the æsthetics of hard rock. To explain this,
I do what I always do when confronted with a trend I don't like: I blame
Weezer. (I also blame Lou Barlow, who a few years ago revived the
three-quarter-length-sleeve baseball shirt for a Sebadoh T designed to look
like a Morbid Angel knockoff; Barlow is also rumored to be an unrepentant Ratt
fanatic.) Rivers Cuomo made it safe for geeks and emo kids to claim metal -- as
opposed to punk -- as the skeleton in their adolescent closet, as their musical
primal scene, messy and unshakable. A former guitar geek with impeccable ax
chops who writes sad, confused, completely unflamboyant anthems, Cuomo sums up
rock's ambiguously bemused attitude toward sleaze metal: it's cool to play it
in your bedroom, but don't try to drag it out on stage. The "Teenage Dirtbag"
in the song by Weezer wanna-bes Wheatus may be dreaming of a girl who'll take
him to see Iron Maiden, but he ain't trying Bruce Dickinson's trousers on for
size. And though the video for American Hi-Fi's "Flavor of the Weak" is set in
a Disneyfied hi-fashion version of the infamous documentary "Heavy Metal
Parking Lot" (the definitively hilarious portrait of mid-'80s hard-rock youth
tailgating before an Iron Maiden/Judas Priest double bill), the tune they're
singing isn't Rob Halford's, it's Dave Grohl's.
The best example of this was Weezer's triumphant "reunion" tour just a few
months ago, for which the band hired a hotshot LA club DJ specializing not in
the latest emo-punk B-sides by At the Drive-In but in the finest discredited
hard-rock vinyl ever. The between-sets playlist was like a mix tape from
hard-rock valhalla, careering from AC/DC's "Back in Black" to Night Ranger's
"Sister Christian," from fluff like Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" to Cheap
Trick's "I Want You To Want Me" to Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom." If you ever
wondered what happened to hard rock, here was your answer. Consigned to the
bargain bin -- from which all revolutions of style and substance emanate -- it
found an audience of connoisseurs who transformed its appreciation from a
scarlet shame to a rarefied taste. And now it was bubbling back to the surface
with a kind of cultivated appeal; the overly obvious (say, Queen's "Bohemian
Rhapsody" wedged between the Who's "Teenage Wasteland" and Ratt's "Round and
Round") suddenly felt new, as several thousand emo kids looked at one another
and realized that they all knew the words and, what's more, weren't afraid to
sing them.
On first listen, the first song off Buckcherry's new Time Bomb
(DreamWorks) appears to be set above the Arctic Circle, on a long summer day;
we know that's where they are because the first words out of Josh Todd's mouth
are "It's after midnight, the sun is fading." In the liner notes, the passage
reads "the sucker's fading," though my guess (after repeated listenings) is
that someone pointed out the rarity of such sunsets to the band only after the
disc was mastered. Not that either line makes much sense, but that's kind of
the point: there are plenty of genuinely dumb moments on Time Bomb, and
that's a large part of its appeal.
Since 1996, when Sweden's the Hellacopters released Supershitty to the
Max (Man's Ruin) and introduced the world to the possibility that hard rock
might be the next international underground, dozens of punk-inflected hard-rock
bands have filled the seven-inch bins with MC5 and AC/DC knockoffs. Most of
them, even the best of them, betray the fingerprints of hard-rock connoisseurs:
amid the mayhem, there's a sense of nuanced calibration, a curator's
participation in the restoration of a faded masterpiece. What is remarkable
about Buckcherry is that they arrived at the same station as the
punk-rock-and-roll underground without any of the calculation -- without, it
would seem, having any idea that such an underground existed.
With one perfect riff and one certifiably loony cocaine-glorifying chorus,
Buckcherry did what several crates worth of stellar Scandinavian hard-rock
bands and the Tight Brothers from Way Back When couldn't: they got an AC/DC
song -- their breakthrough single, "Lit Up" -- on commercial modern-rock radio.
And they did it because they sounded not like a punk band bridging the gap
between Social Distortion and Guns N' Roses (e.g., Backyard Babies,
whose new Brand New Hate will be released this month by Warner Bros. in
almost every country on earth except the US) but like a Sunset Strip club band
who'd been frozen on ice for 15 years. Which is to say you can't fake a song
like Time Bomb's title track, whose rousing chorus sounds like AC/DC the
way the Sex Pistols might have played it and sums up a rock-and-roll world view
that hasn't been stated as succinctly since the real party moved from Hollywood
down to Compton -- to wit, "Life ain't nuthin' but bitches and money." Time
Bomb has everything you could want out of a summer blockbuster in a season
shaping up to be the hardest-rocking in recent memory: stubbornly minimalist
one-note bass throbs, fatuous open-chord strut, obstinately sleazy vocal
hysterics, and the inevitable melodramatic piano ballad, reviving a convention
that's been in mothballs since GNR's "November Rain."
The prospect of a summer-of-rock revival -- spearheaded by the threat of a
full-fledged Guns N' Roses tour -- is said to have kept Monster Magnet's God
Says No (A&M) off the shelves till now; it's been out for months in
Europe. Or perhaps A&M was just postponing the inevitable realization that
the Magnet haven't come up with a pyrotechnic follow-up to 1998's
Powertrip, the misanthropic, self-reflexive paean to sex, drugs, and rock
and roll penned in homage to the Stooges' Raw Power by frontman Dave
Wyndorf during a brief Las Vegas bender. The sense of spontaneous combustion is
gone -- Wyndorf's promise that he'd "never work another day in my life" seems
to have been followed by several years of overwork. Even the standout tracks
on God Says No -- "Heads Explode," the closing "Silver Future" -- find
the Magnet reverting to their blearily psychedelic, pre-stoner-rock selves.
There are other saviors. The Hellacopters' new High Visibility (led) --
their first to make an explicit grab for mainstream attention, and a return of
sorts to their fusion of Kiss grandeur and MC5 idealism -- languishes without a
US release date; fellow Swedes Gluecifer canceled a US tour in support of last
year's fantastic Tender Is the Savage (Sub Pop). But the closest thing
Sweden has to Buckcherry is a band called Hardcore Superstar. And unlike the
scads of Backyard Babies/Hellacopters imitators that have emerged in both
Europe and the US, Hardcore Superstar are clearly in the game for money, fame,
bitches, radio hits, and mass adulation -- none of this connoisseur shit. Their
US debut, Bad Sneakers and a Piña Colada (Koch), updates the old
glam-punk formula of Hanoi Rocks and Faster Pussycat with hooks purloined from
the Oasis songbook. They're not afraid of Aerosmithic power-ballad soar or
second-hand Hollywood Boulevard rockscreech (their "You Will Never Know"
knowingly snatches from "Welcome to the Jungle"). They are shameless and
bountiful, and as such they are perhaps the first Scandinavian hard-rock band
to have a real chance here in America.
They'll have that chance in a summer that sees many of the children of the last
hard-rock revival flexing their muscles. A decade after the release of the Rick
Rubin-produced, AC/DC-fied album Danzig (American), a live version of
Glenn Danzig's "Twist of Cain" -- another perennial nominee for best AC/DC song
(and best Doors song) of the '80s -- is being sent to radio as a potential
single in support of a forthcoming live album on Restless. Because if there's
room for one AC/DC tune, there's room for a few. Stranger things have
happened.
AC/DC's performance at the FleetCenter on May 5 is officially sold out. The
Cult are preparing a tour to include Monster Magnet and Buckcherry that's
slated to roll out later this summer.