A journey that began back in 1994 will end this weekend. A rock and roll odyssey
that rumbled to hell and back, soared to heaven and back, will wind to a close.
What was once an Amazing racket will now become strangely and permanently
quiet.
We've been listening to the Crowns for almost eight years now, so their
expiration will take some getting used to. We'll miss the sideburns, those
moist and prickly mops, the truck-stop shirts, the tattoos and, especially,
those songs, the ones that made us pump our fists in sweaty pride. No matter
how far from home they went -- and, boy, did they cover some territory -- the
Amazing Crowns always came across like a Providence band, hometown boys that
made us proud. When they went away, they missed being home. We felt that they
missed us, too. That's why we loved them.
Like every journey worth its weight, the Crowns' trip zig-zagged through a
stomach-churning series of ups and downs, thrills and spills, enough peaks and
valleys to tire a warhorse. There was the 50-date US tour with the Mighty
Mighty Bosstones that got them started. There was a shorter but just as
gratifying jaunt with their heroes the Cramps. (Ask frontman Jason Kendall
about the time he spent in Disney World with green-haired Cramps singer Lux
Interior and the ghoulish Poison Ivy.) And, of course, there were dates with
fraternal comrades like the most Reverend Horton Heat, Supersuckers, Southern
Culture on the Skids, and Social Distortion. Over the years, they also hit the
road with X, Brian Setzer, the Lyres, Gas Huffer, H20, the Pietasters, G. Love,
and, oh yeah, Wide Mouth Mason (?). In fact, the Crowns played on bills
featuring every musical style from swing and ska to the more comfortable fits
of rockabilly, punk, and hardcore.
Of course, it didn't matter who they played with. They always slayed. If
you've seen the Crowns, and who of us hasn't several times, you knew the drill.
At a Crowns gig there's always a pay-off; you were always on the receiving end
of a great time. With the affable Kendall up front, Jack Hanlon on the big
bass, J.D. Burgess on an almost-as-big Gretsch hollow-body guitar, and drummer
Judd Williams throwin' it down, the joint, as they say, would be jumpin'.
There were accolades, too. The Crowns were bestowed over the years with lots
of Boston Music Awards, including four in one very special year. Closer to
home, they accumulated so many Providence Phoenix Best Music Awards we
had to take them off the ballot -- they were such shoo-ins. They won the 'BCN
Rumble, one of two Providence bands to do win it (the Schemers were the first,
in the eaqrly '80s). They signed a few recording contracts, (but that's another
story altogether), and put out a handful of quality recordings. They earned a
fabulous nationwide following hungry for their greased-back growl. They played
Australia and appeared on a daytime TV show there. They invented the Payback to
show their hometown appreciation.
They also lost quite a few things along the way. During the time they
dedicated to their musical pursuit, they lost jobs, girlfriends, pets,
apartments -- pretty much everything that won't fit in a duffel bag. They lost
the record deals they signed and they lost lots of money along the way. They
lost a founding guitarist (Jonny Maguire)and umpteen drummers. They lost the
word "Royal" in their title. They lost faith in the music industry.
In the end, they lost the drive that had made them Amazing. Like a young and
hopeful boxer, they entered the rock and roll ring with the fire and enthusiasm
and agility of a contender. But after going 10 rounds with the beast, the music
industry's equivalent of Apollo Creed, they lost their resolve -- the object of
too many body blows -- and threw in the towel. What did they come out with?
Lots of memories, certainly, their dignity, thankfully, and nearly a decade of
playing great rock and roll.
"It's been so VH1," says Jason Kendall, kicked back at a local café
with trusty bass player Jack Hanlon at his side. "It was an implosion. We'd
move forward, get nicked a few times, put band-aids on our injuries, and keep
going. Whenever something good happened, something else would come up that
would knock us back again. That should be on our tombstone: `Keep going.' "
Indeed they did. Here are a few examples: While the band was in the studio
tracking their crackling debut album for Velvel, they received news of the
label's closing. They played in front of thousands on the Warped Tour, but some
of those nights were spent on the fourth stage out by the Port-a-Johns.
Together, the Crowns had something special -- like family. But they'd also
occasionally try to beat the shit out of each other, a result of too much time
in close quarters. They had an amazing tour "planned" across Canada --
including Saskatchewan's Slave Lake -- but joined up with a band whose audience
had never seen real rock before, at least not the way the Crowns played it. "It
was like the Blues Brothers movie without the chicken wire," Kendall says.
Through it all, they learned a lot about performing. "Sometimes you gotta suck
it up. Forty-five minutes can become a really long time," says Hanlon. "In the
US we never had a problem connecting with our audiences. We almost always got
with the right bands."
They signed with another label, Time Bomb, developed a huge following in Los
Angeles, and toured the country several more times. There was an album in the
can awaiting release. Then, just as the Crowns developed a rhythm beyond their
repertoire, Time Bomb dropped another bomb on the band and folded its doors,
too.
"It felt like the right place at the time," says Kendall. "We had a long talk
with the Reverend about the arrangement because they were on the label, too,
along with Social D."
"That whole thing, though," says Hanlon, "was just a way to get our record out
there with the right distribution. If the record's in the stores and we can
tour those cities where the record was available, then we'd make it work the
old-fashioned way."
But in the end, that label, a vanity side project owned by a West Coast
muckety-muck, raked them over, too. "They were getting all this money from
[their parent company], but they were siphoning off a bunch of it," says
Hanlon. "We couldn't even get posters made! That whole thing made me just wanna
do something on our own, or keep it small, where there is some accountability.
It was very eye-opening."
So they again turned to the road, issued a Sup Pop single, and kept soldiering
on. "We just get so caught up in touring, man," says Kendall. "It's like a
badge we wear on our chests." Actually, it's not a badge. It's a tattoo he
wears on his forearm, an inked-up emblem scrawled with an adage about the road.
The symbol makes perfect sense for these rock and roll road hogs. When things
got tough, the tough did the toughest thing and hit the road. Instead of
copping out and retreating to their kitchen jobs, they became even more
determined to work things out on their own.
Hanlon: "You should only get involved with people when you get to a point
where you can't handle it yourself. Make sure you deal with the kind of people
that are professional. We've seen so many people in our experience that just
aren't doing the right things."
That unscrupulousness scared the Crowns into becoming almost completely DIY.
It was the only way they could protect both the coop and the chickens. "The
last 10 tours we did," says Kendall, "we didn't even take a soundman or any
roadies. We just took a merch guy. We did everything ourselves. For a long time
we were under the impression that we couldn't possibly do a tour without a road
manager. But they're glorified secretaries and some of them were being assholes
to club managers that we had known for years. You just can't burn those bridges
when you spend that much time on the road."
"And besides," adds Hanlon, "what's the big deal about a road manager? You go,
you play, you talk to the guy. You say, `Thank you very much' and ask him for
the money. `See ya later, bye.' "
Over the years, the Crowns put extra effort into their relationships, and
their ethics, esprit de crops, and good will began to precede them. "So much of
music is tooting your own horn," admits Kendall, who is now hard at work
writing with guitarist Dennis Kelly in something called Jason Kendall and the
Deterrents. "But I do know that we've earned a lot of respect in the industry.
We're known as a band that always treats people with respect, always shows up
on time, and always puts out on a good stage show."
Still, it's not like the journey was without human speed bumps. "You do make
enemies," Kendall adds. "You can't please everybody. We've gone through a lot
of drummers and there have been some serious problems over the years. It's hard
to find someone who has the same goals, who can commit to going out on a long
tour and not expect to make money. The money goes back in the band. Instead of
taking the $50 you make for a show, we'd put it back in the band fund and use
it for recording. We always put our money back into the band. The band always
came first. If Jack broke his bass, `Boom!' a new one comes out of the band
money. We made just enough to pay our rents while we were on tour."
"But what are you gonna do?" asks Hanlon. "We kept our heads up and kept going
with it. The music was the most important thing and we tried to keep that as
our focus."
In the end, the Crowns had a great run. But let's set the record straight once
and for all. The band, according to both Kendall and Hanlon, is not ending
because of the hardships they've endured. The band is ending because it was
time to end. Their hearts had abandoned the project. It was time to turn out
the lights and shutter the windows. In Hanlon's words, "We'd be doing everyone
a disservice by keeping it going."
Today, there is the Crowns legacy, not only as a great neo-rockabilly punk
band, but as ambassadors from Providence, as world travelers, as music
aficionados, and as good comrades. "In the pantheon of neo-rockabilly," says
Kendall, "I think people will mention us in the same breath as the Reverend
Horton Heat and Social D. When people talk about those bands, I hope they'll
talk about us, too."
"We were one of the only bands to raise rockabilly to a level of national
prominence," says Hanlon. "There was a video, M2 airplay, national exposure."
"In rockabilly circles," adds Kendall to the epitaph, "we might have had a rap
for being too hard, too punk, too diverse. But the fact is, we were never just
a rockabilly band. We were more than just a rockabilly band."
When all is said and done, and the scrapbook is put away, they will leave more
than mere memories in their wake. They will leave a gaping hole in the
dragstrip style they perfected over the years. They will leave the ghosts of
their idols, artists like Gene Vincent and Jerry Lee Lewis, bands like the
Cramps and the Clash, hovering over the music scene, searching for simpatico
souls to inhabit. Good luck. Because, sadly and, conversely, quite happily, the
soul of the Amazing Crowns has once and for all been put to rest. May they
enjoy a Royal send-off.
The Amazing Crowns will play their last show on Friday, November 30 at
Lupo's with The Worried and Fast Acting Fuses. And look for cool stories,
photos, and previously unreleased music going up at www.amazingcrowns.com.
E-mail me with your music news, please, at b_gulla@yahoo.com.
Issue Date: November 23 - 29, 2001