Chart attacks
Britney Spears and Michael Jackson face off
BY SEAN RICHARDSON
Cue up track six on the new Britney (Jive) and prepare yourself for the
technicolor disco flashback of the year, swooning string section, chunky Nile
Rodgers guitar riff, and all. The song's called "Anticipating," and it captures
the most famous 19-year-old girl in the world at her guileless, sentimental
best: "I'll be anticipating/This is our song they're playing/I wanna rock with
you/You're feeling this right/Let's do this tonight." "Our song" may or may not
be the disco-era Michael Jackson hit "Rock with You," but the tune's lyrical
allusion and wide-eyed funk foundation sure do point in that direction. Which
is nothing if not appropriate, since by the time you read this, Britney will
almost certainly have knocked the first proper Jackson album in 10 years,
Invincible (Epic), from the top of the charts.
It's a symbolic transition on a couple of levels -- not as many as when
Nirvana's Nevermind (DGC) pushed Jackson's last album of new material,
Dangerous (Epic), from the #1 spot in early '92, but still enough to
raise the attention of megapop fans around the globe. The beleaguered Jackson
has long been king of pop in name only; yet it's been years since a solo
performer emerged with enough mainstream appeal to take his soft-drink-shilling
place. Eminem's not gonna do it, so that leaves us with Britney, an
outrageously telegenic and charming student of the '80s school of dance pop
pioneered by Jackson and his girlie counterparts, sister Janet and arch-rival
Madonna.
On Britney's first single, the Neptunes-produced tour de funk "I'm a
Slave 4 U," she's up to the task. Premiered at the MTV Video Music Awards just
a few days before the World Trade Center tragedy, it's a dark, cosmic sex jam
with a whole lot of heavy breathing and brilliantly spare musical
accompaniment. You can practically hear the revered young production duo
giggling to themselves when Britney sings the "dirty" lines they penned for
her: "What's practical, what's logical?/What the hell, who cares?" or, more to
the point, "Baby, don't you wanna dance up on me?" It's a bold anti-pop move
that only a star of Britney's magnitude could get away with, and it's enhanced
by the kind of cleverly concealed hooks its closest antecedent, Madonna's
"Justify My Love," sorely lacked.
The Neptunes contribute one other X-rated moment: "Boys," which weds the
eroticism of prime Janet to the raw groove of one of their most famous
productions, Ol' Dirty Bastard's "I Got Your Money." Britney pants along to the
handclaps that flavor the song's rhythm track, cooing and whispering at her
suitor to "turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world." The album's
called Britney for a reason, but the Neptunes' playfully innovative
arrangements cannot be ignored. And with "Lapdance" -- the debut single from
their vanity project, N.E.R.D. -- currently making inroads on cheeseball rock
radio (where everyone hates teenyboppers), they're having their cake and eating
it too.
As for Britney, she's all grown up and playing the sex card more convincingly
than ever -- as the photo of her in trailer-trash chic on the album cover
attests. But she's still got her schmaltzy side, and the pretty, unadorned
ballad "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" is probably the best slow dance she's
ever recorded. Adult-pop bore Dido makes up for Shania Twain's underwhelming
compositional turn on the last Britney album by cribbing lyrics from Shania
herself ("I'm just trying to find the woman in me"), and teen-pop demigods Max
Martin and Rami draw an understated curtain of acoustic guitar and piano over
the drum track from Shania's "You're Still the One." Britney's vocals still
aren't going to win any contests, but she takes this song to heart, and it
shows in her performance.
The early-'80s Joan Jett classic "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" is such a
natural for Britney that she does it as straight-up karaoke, with synthetic
beats and erstwhile turntable scratching thrown in for good measure. Super Bowl
halftime shows aside, she hasn't "rocked" this hard since "(You Drive Me)
Crazy," and the girl-power lyrics and fuzz-guitar coda that pump the song up
make it a guaranteed concert highlight. And since the boy she spies dancin'
there by the record machine is only 17, there's an extra cheap thrill to be
had: Britney, of all people, is a cradle robber!
As 'N Sync showed on their recent Celebrity (Jive), the secret to making
a great megapop album is to explore new styles without abandoning that
all-important sugary foundation. Britney isn't quite as ambitious as
Celebrity, but by that definition it's an unqualified success. Producer
Rodney Jerkins contributes both "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" and the disc's
second-most-rocking tune, "Lonely," a guitar-driven kiss-off that ends with
Britney rapping her way out of some guy's life. Martin and Rami up the tempo
once they're done with "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," but none of their
other three efforts matches that one's saccharine shine.
Britney is writing more and more of her own lyrics these days -- that includes
"Anticipating" and the equally lovestruck "That's Where You'll Take Me." Her
primary songwriting collaborators, Josh Schwartz and Brian Kierulf, are the
album's unsung heroes: rooted in pure pop more than in R&B, their melodies
are a perfect foil for the singer's daydream crushes. Her real-life crush, 'N
Sync heartthrob Justin Timberlake, shows up on the final track, "What It's like
To Be Me," which he wrote, produced, and sang back-up on. "You don't know what
it's like to be me," sings Britney over a standard 'N Sync hard-R&B track
-- a fitting refrain for the most glamorous young couple in America.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE to be Michael Jackson, either -- not that
many of us would want to these days. In the current cultural landscape, Jackson
is a strange combination of his disgraced '90s self and his godlike '80s (and
'70s, for that matter) self. His face looks really weird, and his reputation
still suffers from the personal scandals and the lackluster musical output that
troubled him last decade. Thriller (Epic) will never go out of style,
and to kids like Britney and Justin, he practically invented MTV and everything
that's good about pop music. But it's unlikely his image will ever be fully
rehabilitated.
Despite its lofty chart debut, Jackson's new Invincible has been the
subject of widespread public ridicule -- most of which seems unfounded when you
actually listen to the album. Produced largely by Jackson, Rodney Jerkins
(Britney, 'N Sync, Backstreet Boys), and R&B legend Teddy Riley, it's a
conservative yet respectable comeback after 10 years of ill-received B-sides
and dance remixes. And considering the fate of that other Hollywood wacko who
last put a real album out in '91 -- Axl Rose, who still hasn't gotten it
together -- I'd say Jackson earns points simply for showing up.
The disc's finest moments recall the fun and innocence that marked his early
solo career, and his voice sounds no worse for the wear. He starts off the
first single, "You Rock My World," scoping for chicks with actor Chris Tucker;
a smooth Jerkins groove kicks in after the yuks, and Jackson sings about puppy
love as if it were '82. He may be play-acting, but it's a decent performance
that's just as suited to today's middle of the road as yesterday's. The album
opens in a more forceful style, showcasing Jerkins's neo-funk splatter and
Jackson's legendary vocal tics over three standout tracks. Despite its title,
"Invincible" is about a girl who's playing hard to get rather than the singer's
stability in the face of his detractors (that would be "Unbreakable").
Jackson probably won't get very far in his attempts to lure a youthful audience
-- using Jerkins didn't help the Spice Girls much last year, and it's not as if
the producer were saving all his best stuff for Britney. But there's still hope
for Michael in the far less lucrative adult-contemporary market, and that's
where his formidable ballad skills come in. He calls in the back-up singers and
turns down the lights on "Break of Dawn," an old-school bedroom jam that once
again recalls his girl-crazy younger self. Jackson the humanitarian is alive
and well too, rounding up a youth choir for a tender waltz dedicated to all
"The Lost Children."
Like most 80-minute pop albums, Invincible gets a little tedious toward
the end. There's a sleepy Babyface ballad, a sleepy R. Kelly ballad, and
Jackson going on and on about his "Privacy" while a bunch of shutterbugs click
frantically in the background. There's the obligatory Carlos Santana jam, which
gets consigned to the end, just like the one on the Dave Matthews Band album
from earlier this year. Still, there's a good ratio of ballads to dance tracks
and one particularly well-executed segue between the weepy a cappella
showcase "Speechless" and the bass-heavy "2000 Watts." Professionalism
sometimes outweighs passion in Jackson's music these days, and his bizarre
personal life may well have done irreversible damage to his popularity. But he
hasn't lost his skills as an entertainer.
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Britney Spears plays the FleetCenter on Sunday December 9 and Tuesday
December 11. Call (617) 931-2000.
Issue Date: November 16 - 22, 2001
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