HALF PAST DEAD
It's amusing how the brutish titles of Steven Seagal films (Hard To
Kill, On Deadly Ground, Marked for Death) fit both your
viewing experience and the thespian's inexplicably prolific career. Never
shirtless and a self-proclaimed martial-arts legend, Seagal has always been
arrogant and wooden, but that's not to say he hasn't mellowed over the years
and discovered a sense of humor. Here (with Ja Rule) and in Exit Wounds
(with DMX) he's taken to ushering rappers onto the big screen and playing up
the race/generational schism for easy laughs in what is otherwise dull
thuggery.
In this latest regurgitation, which is written and directed by Don Michael
Paul, the man plays Sascha Petrosevitch, an FBI agent who goes undercover by
serving a prison term at Alcatraz. Yes, Alcatraz. Why Petrosevitch is there and
how the storied institution got reopened is poorly explained. The mindless
mayhem gets ignited when a squad of commandos drop in to free a death-row
inmate -- not because he's a close friend but because he knows where $200
million in gold is stashed. Of course Petrosevitch is the fly in the ointment:
he assembles a counter-force of ragtag prisoners, and from there the bullets
and fisticuffs fly indiscriminately. Ja Rule passes muster as Petrosevitch's
cellblock sidekick, and Morris Chestnut is commanding as the nefarious
mastermind, but it's Nia Peeples who steals the show as the bad-ass,
kung-fu-kicking vixen. At the Entertainment, Flagship, Holiday,
Providence Place 16, Showcase, and Tri-Boro cinemas.
Issue Date: November 22 - 28, 2002
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