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If you take a bad idea and multiply it by three, maybe it will work. That seems
the rationale of director Luis Mandoki, who tries to conceal the sleaziness and
implausibility of this film's premise with gratuitous repetition and glitzy
style.
Joe Hickey (Kevin Bacon) has, as he unctuously explains to his latest victim,
worked out the perfect procedure for a kidnapping for ransom. He grabs not only
the child of a wealthy young couple but the parents as well; this ensures
there'll be no screw-ups with the money exchange and also gives him a chance to
score with the pretty mom. And we're supposed to believe he's gotten away with
this bonehead scheme four times already before he takes on Karen Jennings
(Charlize Theron) and her doctor husband, Will (Stuart Townsend), and their
daughter, Abby (Dakota Fanning). Had Joe seen Panic Room, he would know
that kidnap victims always have diabetes or asthma or some other malady
requiring medication, but even without that oversight the ineptitude of his
plan and its execution is excelled only by that of the movie itself. Warner
Bros. seems embarrassed to be releasing this travesty at a time when child
kidnappings are being exploited with equal shamelessness by the news media, but
that coincidence pales before the spectacle of Courtney Love falling out of her
clothes as Joe's battered wife, or determined mom Theron hiding a scalpel
between her butt cheeks to castrate the brute who's terrorizing her child. (99
minutes) At the Entertainment, Flagship, Holiday, Providence Place Mall 16,
Showcase, and Tri-Boro cinemas.
Issue Date: September 27 - October 3, 2002
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