Austin Powers in Goldmember is full of thoroughly familiar jokes and
routines from the first two Austin Powers movies. I saw the gags coming a mile
off, and they kept running on and on, like sketches on Mike Myers's old
stomping grounds, Saturday Night Live. Yet I was Power-less to keep from
laughing till it hurt.
The opening sequence of the film captures in a nutshell the Powers paradox.
What started out in 1997's Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
as an outsider gesture, an arcane wink at a vanished sliver of pop-culture
ephemera, has since been embraced and mainstreamed, so that the parody is now
itself a worthy target of parody. Goldmember begins with a stunt
sequence so blatantly copped from the current vogue for Matrix/John
Woo-style wire work that it comes as little surprise to discover that what
you're watching is really a big-budget Hollywood action-film shoot for a movie
about superspy Powers starring an apt set of A-list actors.
Then Britney Spears shows up, also playing herself; will it surprise anyone if
I reveal that she turns out to be a fake-breasted fembot? There's a mild
chuckle to be had at all these pop royals making fun of themselves, but what
they're really doing is reminding us that we're watching an expensive summer
"tentpole" movie designed to earn zillions for its distributor by accommodating
the blockbuster-spectacle formula of a new-but-comfortably-familiar sequel.
More than its predecessors, Goldmember feels like a series of sketches
rather than an organic narrative. The plot sends Austin time-traveling back to
1975 for a brief sequence whose only real function is to provide an excuse for
heroine Foxxy Cleopatra (singer Beyoncé Knowles of Destiny's Child) to
appear as a blaxploitation fashion plate, complete with planet-sized Afro.
(Think of her as Pam Grier's Mini-Me.) Whereas the first two movies got a lot
of mileage out of the anachronisms in style and sexual attitudes when
characters from the 1960s showed up in the present and vice versa, Foxxy has no
trouble assimilating into the 21st century. She's even more of a straight
woman, a gorgeous prop, than Heather Graham was in Austin Powers: The Spy
Who Shagged Me.
Also at home in both eras -- he's a freak then and now -- is new villain
Goldmember (played by Myers), a Euro-swinger with sun-damaged skin, a fetish
for gold like that of the James Bond baddie he's named for, and a prosthetic
limb that's worth its weight in -- well, you know. He serves the same function
that scatological Scotsman Fat Bastard (Myers again) did in the last movie
(F.B. makes a mercifully brief appearance this time), as a source of sick
bodily humor and a target for arbitrary ethnic scapegoating (Goldmember has an
unintelligible Dutch accent).
Then there's Nigel Powers, Austin's father and an international man of mystery
himself. In a casting no-brainer, he's played by Michael Caine, whose Harry
Palmer spy thrillers from the '60s are one of the obscure antecedents of the
Powers movies. Seeing Caine and Myers (as Austin) together proves that Austin
is a fish-and-chip off the old block. Still, Nigel doesn't have much to do
either except serve as an expository foil for his son's unresolved Oedipal
issues.
Those have always been the other main comic thrust of these movies, first with
Dr. Evil (Myers yet again) and son Scott (Seth Green), then with Scott and his
dad's clone, Mini-Me (Verne Troyer). This movie tidily, if implausibly,
resolves everyone's abandonment issues in a way that confirms Scream 3's
maxim that, in the third part of a trilogy, everything you thought you knew
about the characters is suspect.
And yet, and yet . . . what does any of this matter if the movie
reduces you to helpless laughter? Myers and company recycle their gags with
such craftsmanship and efficiency that the lack of freshness seems an
afterthought. If it ain't broke, you won't catch these filmmakers trying to fix
it. Myers's little spy spoof may have grown into the movie industry's biggest
in-joke, but the joke is still pretty damn funny.
Issue Date: July 25 - 31, 2002