ICE AGE
Okay, the mammoth is cute. But that's about the best reason to see this
less-than-compelling Shrek/Monsters, Inc. knockoff from Twentieth
Century Fox. The Ice Age is coming (rather more precipitously than it did in
real life), and everybody's migrating south, but when whiny, lazy sloth Sid
(John Leguizamo) gets left behind by his friends (not hard to guess why), he
tries to hook up with loner mammoth Manfred (Ray Romano). All attitude and no
character, this pair wore out my welcome in a hurry -- Bugs and Daffy they're
not. Then a human baby turns up, and Sid persuades Manny to help him find its
parents. On the way they're joined by sabertooth tiger Diego (Denis Leary), who
claims to know the way but is actually leading them into a trap so the kid can
be breakfast for his boss.
Don't expect any plot twists -- the ambiance may be wise-ass, but the
sensibility is strictly Disney Lite. The animators are great with eyes, and
there's a an affecting cave-painting sequence where we learn why Manny is as
cynical as Casablanca's Rick. But I can't figure what audience Ice
Age is expecting to heat up -- my Harry Potter-fan seven-year-old nephew
already seems too mature for it. At the end, our three heroes traipse off into
the sunset, visions of Ice Age 2 doubtless dancing in their heads. Of
course, we're still waiting for the three caballeros from The Road to El
Dorado to come back. At the Apple Valley, Entertainment, Flagship,
Holiday, Hoyts Providence 16, Showcase, and Tri-Boro cinemas.
Issue Date: March 15 - 21, 2002
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