JOE SOMEBODY
This limp disappointment of a film is as generic as its title. Tim Allen
delivers an uninspired performance as Joe Scheffer, a doltish employee of a
pharmaceutical company who makes deceptively heartwarming drug ads. He's
disliked by his co-workers, dissed by his ex-wife, Callie (Kelly Lynch), and
patronized by his precocious daughter, Natalie (Hayden Panettiere) -- could
things get any worse for the corporate drone? Well, they do when he gets
slapped around by a bully co-worker in front of Natalie on Take Your Daughter
to Work Day. Joe hits bottom and is saved only by the company's wellness
coordinator, Meg (Julie Bowen), a perky blonde Meg Ryan wanna-be who crinkles
her nose at him.
Should Joe fight his nemesis and thereby win back his honor? In training for
the anticipated schoolyard rumble, under the guidance of has-been action-movie
star Chuck (played, appropriately, by James Belushi), he comes into his own,
earning a promotion, arousing renewed lust from Callie, and getting a date with
Meg. Director John Pasquin would do better to stick to hoky sit-coms, where the
buffer of laugh tracks, pat lines, and the half-hour length would save him from
having to drag out a cheap arsenal of ball jokes for an interminable 90
minutes. At the Flagship, Holiday, Hoyts Providence 16, and Showcase
cinemas.
Issue Date: December 21 - 27, 2001
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