DON'T SAY A WORD
Don't say a word to Michael Douglas, but Mel Gibson already made this movie a
few years ago as Ransom. The details are a little different, of course
-- there's an element of smarmy cheesecake tossed in with an unstable Lolita
holding a crucial secret -- but in general this is an endangered-child/revenge
flick appealing to the lowest common denominator in the crudest possible way.
Douglas is Dr. Nathan Conrad, a brilliant therapist for troubled teens ("I
don't hold much with Freud," he confesses to a panty-stealing masturbator). His
plans to celebrate Thanksgiving with his wife, Aggie (Famke Janssen with her
leg in a cast, which is as Hitchcockian as this movie gets), and chirpy
eight-year-old, Jessie (Skye McCole Bartusiak), go awry when he agrees to check
out 18-year-old Elisabeth (Brittany Murphy), who has spent the past 10 years in
mental hospitals after seeing her father get killed. Turns out she has
information about a stolen gem that generic thug Sean Bean requires, and he
snatches Jessie to ensure that Nathan will extract it. Given an arbitrary
deadline, Nathan rushes to solve Elisabeth's case like someone defusing a bomb
in a better movie, but we know all along that he'll get payback from the
cowardly kidnappers.
Gary Fleder employs some of the bogus Seven-ish atmospherics of his Kiss the
Girls, and he plays distastefully with themes of voyeurism and childhood
trauma, but the murk, crabbed cutting, and pseudo-psychology only blur whatever
suspense or clarity the original Andrew Klavan novel possessed. The word on
this one is "bad." At the Apple Valley, Entertainment, Flagship, Holiday,
Hoyts Providence 16, Showcase, and Tri-Boro cinemas.
Issue Date: September 28 - October 4, 2001
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