Some old restaurants you can pull up around yourself like a comforter in front
of a fireplace. I've always been fond of the Pump House, a South County
institution for nearly half a century. I'd enjoyed its cozy atmosphere and
offerings that, if not adventurous, were at least reliable. Dropping in for a
post-movie platter of French fries and beer used to be an occasional practice.
And a juicy sirloin burger and fries (this starts nowadays at just $5.50) was a
weekly treat for a while. So, after being distracted in recent years by the
arrival of other worthy restaurants around Rhode Island, I was ready to
revisit.
The building itself is eye-catching from well-traveled Route 108. Arching
windows are spaced around the stone walls. Built next to Rocky Brook Pond as a
pumping station in 1888, it served as such until 1946. Restored in the 1960s as
a restaurant, its prominent location assured that frequent passersby would
check it out at least once. Bob Haberland, a gracious guy, has owned the Pump
House since the late '70s. I remember learning of his patience in dealing with
an elderly customer who was trying the old
complain-about-everything-so-I'll-get-a-free-dessert scam.
The interior is spacious. You enter into a large bar area, and to your right
is the high-ceilinged main dining room. Stepping in, I had fond memories of the
high fieldstone fireplace blazing away on winter visits. As is expected at
restaurants with any historical bragging rights, here and there are antique
kitchen items, from a milk tin to an early electric toaster that flips the
bread when you open it. There are also historical photos of the area.
We sat at one of the arching mullioned windows, above paper placemats in the
shape of tropical fish. Not having tablecloths is an early cue that prices are
moderate. At $7.95 the fish & chips is only a half-buck more than it was a
dozen years ago. Besides the steaks and chops, entrée prices are almost
all $16 and $17. And there are Tuesday night twofers, which include a bottle of
Georges Duboeuf for $19.95.
Another sign of value is the salad bar, which is an alternative to soup with
each main dish. Both the spinach and the lettuce are crisp, and I always
appreciate being able to snub the carrots by upping the mushroom and black
olive quotient. You also serve yourself the fresh and tasty Italian or
pumpernickel bread, a fair division of labor as your waiter tends to the more
important items.
There are only a half-dozen appetizers, bar fare except for the fried calamari
($7.50) and lobster cakes ($6.95). We ordered the latter, which turned out to
be a double disappointment: two fried patties with indiscernible flavor from
the title ingredient, served on an unforgivably limp and unappetizing lettuce
leaf -- so unnecessary, on both counts. In the Ocean State, you expect such
items to be kitchen-made, which these were not, and since the salad bar lettuce
was as fresh as could be, wilted garnishes don't appear to be house policy. If
I had stuck with my favorite Pump House starter, baked onion soup au gratin (at
a ridiculously reasonable $3.50), you wouldn't hear any whining.
The rest of dinner was in pleasant contrast. People don't come to this
restaurant to be adventurous, but Jamaican sole ($15.95) popped from the
traditional New England offerings on the seafood list like a marlin in a school
of cod. Johnnie sprang on it like a cat on a gerbil. Baked in grapefruit juice
under banana slices and mild curry, it was pretty good. For me, the menu
description of the least expensive entrée sounded the most appealing.
The grilled chicken ($14.95) is marinated in teriyaki sauce and lemon juice and
served under a honey mustard sauce. Between the wood grill's wonderful
smokiness and the sweet and tangy sauce, I enjoyed it as much as I'd
anticipated. Both our dishes came with a steamed but flavorful vegetable medley
and our same choice of mashed potato, chunky and skin-on.
As for desserts -- from apple crisp to sabayonne, all under $5 -- the
only one made there is the grapenut custard pudding. It's Johnnie's favorite,
so there was no head-scratching over the choice -- just over figuring how they
managed to get grapenuts at both the top and bottom. She enjoyed it, proving
that the tried and true is sometimes the best way to go.
Bill Rodriguez can be reached at billrod@reporters.net.
Issue Date: April 26 - May 2, 2002